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Goat Wrestling
On some days the World’s Cutest Fainting Goats aren’t as cute as others. When Mina needs to see the farrier she definitely has a “not as...
hoffywhf
Jun 9, 20162 min read
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Two Years Ago
It has now been two years since Jason’s epic fail (in my opinion of course) at building the goat house. Any visitors to our farm will...
hoffywhf
Oct 15, 20154 min read
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Goat Escape Artist
You will recall that Jason built the goats a new goat sized run-in shed a few months ago. He spent lots of time in the planning and...
hoffywhf
May 6, 20143 min read
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Mina Has the Final Say
As you saw in a previous post Jason started construction on new housing for the World’s Cutest Fainting Goats a couple of weeks ago. ...
hoffywhf
Nov 5, 20133 min read
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Goat Construction Zone
The World’s Cutest Fainting Goats have been keeping up busy lately. In all of our spare time (hahahaha) we built them their ghetto fence...
hoffywhf
Oct 24, 20132 min read
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Goats on the Move
With their ghetto fence being completed last week we decided to move the World’s Cutest Fainting Goats today. Given our lack of success...
hoffywhf
Oct 13, 20135 min read
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Ghetto Fence
Jason and I have had this need to take on difficult tasks lately. We have been attempting – unsuccessfully to date – to move Sparky the...
hoffywhf
Oct 10, 20133 min read
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What Our Goats Think
I’m not sure if I even want to know what our goats think of these days. To say that we have had some interesting interactions with them...
hoffywhf
Aug 15, 20132 min read
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Fainting Goat Reunion
The World’s Cutest Fainting Goats are finally reunited. The temporary fence creating the tiny paddock for Mina and Miss Lyle came down...
hoffywhf
Apr 28, 20132 min read
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Mina on the Mend
Mina the fainting goat is on the mend. It has been a month since she somehow broke her right hind leg. She is officially out of her...
hoffywhf
Apr 14, 20132 min read
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Injured Fainting Goat
We seem to have entered this streak for the last several months where, as the saying goes, if we did not have bad luck we would have no...
hoffywhf
Mar 12, 20133 min read
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Goats At Play
Nothing is more fun than spending time each evening with the World’s Cutest Fainting Goats. Jason has been rebuilding the floor on one...
hoffywhf
Jul 1, 20121 min read
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Dressing Up Goats, Cleaning Troughs
We decided to dress up Jo, one of the World’s Cutest Fainting Goats, as Batman for Halloween. Unfortunately it just didn’t work out all...
hoffywhf
Nov 1, 20113 min read
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Miss Lyle Comes Home
We had a big day yesterday here at Paradigm Farms ! We’ve been busy from early until very late this week and every day as we drove by...
hoffywhf
Oct 2, 20112 min read
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A New Mouth to Feed??
As most of you know, Melissa and I moved the last group of horses to the new farm a couple of weeks ago, a year less a day from when the...
hoffywhf
Sep 20, 20113 min read
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Apparently it is not just horses
Yesterday evening Jason and I were standing in the aisle of the barn talking about something. It must not have been too important as I...
hoffywhf
Feb 24, 20112 min read
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Cookie Monsters
I’m sure it comes as no surprise that we tend to keep a lot of horse treats on hand. We’re not usually brand or flavor specific, just...
hoffywhf
Dec 5, 20103 min read
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Renovations
Since Jason doesn’t have enough Faune, Asterik, Winston and Sebastian Tony was staring hard at something #goats #jason
hoffywhf
Nov 21, 20101 min read
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De-Worming made easier
Today was one of the horse’s favorite days (not) – worming day. We have to do this a few days each year and I finally woke up and...
hoffywhf
Aug 31, 20103 min read
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Poultice + Fainting Goat = Mess
I learned today what happens when a fainting goat gets into the poultice. You probably don’t need me to tell you that it makes a big...
hoffywhf
Jun 29, 20103 min read
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